◆$MTG +420.69%◆MARKET CAP: $42.0M◆HOLDERS: 13,371◆MEETINGS SURVIVED: 8,402,109◆COFFEE CONSUMED: 91,204 GAL◆CEOs RUGGED BY KAREN: 12◆LIQUIDITY: LOCKED 🔒◆AUDIT: PASSED (BY MIKE FROM ACCOUNTING)◆$MTG +420.69%◆MARKET CAP: $42.0M◆HOLDERS: 13,371◆MEETINGS SURVIVED: 8,402,109◆COFFEE CONSUMED: 91,204 GAL◆CEOs RUGGED BY KAREN: 12◆LIQUIDITY: LOCKED 🔒◆AUDIT: PASSED (BY MIKE FROM ACCOUNTING)
LIVE ON CHAIN · STAGE 1: AGENDA

THE OFFICIAL CURRENCY OF MEETINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN EMAILS

$MEETING is the world's first memecoin backed by pure corporate suffering. Every wasted hour mints another reason to hold.

Buy $MEETING →How To Buy

Price

$0.0042

24h

+69.4%

Holders

13.3K

$MEETING Mascot — surrounded by Zoom and Teams tiles

Contract Address

0xMTG420MEET1NGSHOULDHAVEBEEN4N3M41L69

0xMTG420MEET1NGSHOULDHAVEBEEN4N3M41L69

Live Feed · On-Chain Suffering Index

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Hours Wasted Today

842,109

Corporate Buzzwords

12,042,931

Salary Burned (USD)

$4.21M

$MEETING Price

$0.0042

▲ +69.42%

Whitepaper · Page 1 of 1

Tokenomics, Allegedly

Designed by a committee. Approved in a meeting. Reviewed in a follow-up meeting.

40%

Public Sale

Diamond-handed interns

25%

Liquidity Pool

Locked until Q5 2027

20%

Team & Advisors

Vested over 14 stand-ups

15%

Snack Treasury

Pizza Fridays forever

4 Easy Steps · No Onboarding Call Required

How To Buy $MEETING

01

Create A Wallet

Download MetaMask. Decline the 47 follow-up tutorials.

02

Fund It With ETH

Skip your team lunch. Buy ETH instead.

03

Swap For $MTG

Paste the contract above. Approve. Pray.

04

HODL Through Meetings

Every Zoom call is bullish. Trust.

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Buzzword Generator

"We need to leverage cross-functional stakeholder synergy to optimize enterprise alignment."

Meeting Hall of Shame

The worst wastes of time, voted by the community.

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Legendary Waste4h 30m

The "Post-Mortem" Pre-Meeting

A meeting to discuss the agenda for the meeting that was meant to discuss why the project failed.

JD
Career Ending1h 15m

Mandatory Fun Friday

Icebreakers included sharing our favorite tax-saving tips. I quit immediately after.

SK
Worthless15m

Quick Question Sync

The 'quick question' took 45 minutes and resulted in 4 more meetings being scheduled.

AL
Legendary Waste2h 0m

Pre-Read for the Pre-Read

We met to align on whether the pre-read for next week's strategy doc needs its own pre-read.

MP
Career Ending55m

Surprise All-Hands at 4:55pm Friday

Re-org announced. Q&A skipped. Have a great weekend, team.

RT
Worthless1h 0m

Brainstorm to Brainstorm

Three execs spent an hour deciding what color the brainstorm Post-its should be.

EV